C'mon ... rewrite the lyrics to "Trumpet Clip"

[cellarfullofnoise]

In the "Eventually Outtakes" thread,

angela said:

I'm not a huge fan of Trumpet Clip but I would like it quite a bit more if it had different lyrics.

Anyone want to take a crack at that?

(It's not really so presumptious when you consider Besterberg is basically a stab at revising the Eventually era. Listen to the band...)

michaelb said:

i think that "eventually", as an album, is probably regarded by paul to be somewhat of a flop, and he probably thinks that most of the material on that album is throw away... we were gonna work up "angels walk" and "ain't got me"'cause of the "besterberg" greatest hits package coming out soon, but he just never got excited about playing them. however, we did play around with "you've had it with you" and i think we played "one around the weekend", somewhere, recently....

TRUMPET CLIP

Good substitute for inspiration
Prostitutes and perspiration
Look don't touch
I think you ought to show me
Exactly what don't you want to be
Here that much

Fast jump
Everybody shouting
Come together
Fast jump
Everybody punch up the air
Fast jump
Everybody bummer
Here comes a sucker
Fast jump
When you gonna blow
Up a square

New wave kiss in Susie's eyes
Pass me one of them lover's smiles
Look don't (hump?)
I pin the tail on Demi Moore
Ring around the donkey core
You got skunked

Fast jump
Everybody clamor
Come together
Fast jump
Everybody going
Don't you howl
Fast jump
You and you and your momma
Comes a sucker
<a perplexed participant wrote:
I swear to god I hear something about the Unabomber>
Fast jump
When you gonna blow
Up I know

Everyone's a pit of love
Except I can't stop thinking about her underwear
I thought I had a damn good reason
[One loss it don't make a season
For the Bears]

Fast jump
Everybody clamor
Come together
Fast jump
Everybody go
(no, no, no?)
Fast jump
You and me mama
Come forever
Fast jump
When you gonna blow
Up the block

I give the world the slip, can you dig my trumpet clip?
And I'm high

(my description?)
you're my papillion addiction (papillion is French for butterfly)
Oh yeah yeah
Let's pin the tail on Demi Moore
And ring around the donkey score
Yeah yeah yeah
Fast jump
Fast jump
Just like me to (care and all?)
Yeah yeah yeah

[zook]

Alright, here goes nothing...



World Without Ties

Hey, look on there up ahead
A tranny hooker and it's dead
It's Gravy's touch
What's Scooter listening to right now?
Total hits higher than the Dow
Post here much?

MWT
Everybody posting
Coming together
MWT
Everybody PM up a storm
MWT
Everybody's family
If that's a good thing
MWT
Just like AReg
He's our "Norm"

I think First Avenue Fiend just hopped a plane
Following Paul around once again
No sleep for you
Here comes the Queen of the Underground
She's got jackass gagged and bound
Look out Smoo

MWT
Everybody weeding
Just not TAO
MWT
Everybody post the setlist
Do not stall
MWT
Everybody's meeting
out there on tour
MWT
Like Underneath a Big Horse
under Paul

Adobe Photoshop is not a toy
But it brings Prozach much joy
Def Leppard sucks
List 5 reasons EM needs a vacation
Looks like Springsteen's got constipation
Zook now ducks

MWT
Everybody dicipher
All the lyrics
MWT
Everybody posting a review
MWT
Misfits from all over the world
Coming together
MWT
Kathy all the thanks
Goes out to you

Give reality the slip, heading to a world without ties trip
And Sting's bi

You're my favorite addiction
Oh yeah yeah
What a treat when Michael posts
On those skins he never coasts
Yeah Yeah Yeah
MWT
MWT
Yeah Yeah Yeah

[mrblasty]

Nice job Zook!

I would add a couple of verses:

"Everyone's a pit of lunch, except I can't stop thinking of Jodi's underpants.

I thought Dave Wannstadt was the reason, but 13 losses is a normal season for da Bears."

[Kathy]

zook said:

Adobe Photoshop is not a toy
But it brings Prozach much joy
Def Leppard sucks
List 5 reasons EM needs a vacation
Looks like Springsteen's got constipation
Zook now ducks

;D

[scoOter]

zook, you magnificent bastard, i salute you!