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Post by nowwesayitoutloud on Mar 7, 2007 20:03:58 GMT -5
Replacements School of Bartending
Curriculum
1. Singapore Sling
2. Beer for Breakfast
3. Screwdriver
more ...?
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Post by A Regular on Mar 7, 2007 20:25:00 GMT -5
duh, great big whiskey
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barry
First Class Scout
keep your amplifier wired and ready
Posts: 184
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Post by barry on Mar 7, 2007 21:27:25 GMT -5
"Keep your riches, give me a Budweiser."
"I ordered a scotch as I bust through them doors..."
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Post by snead hearn on Mar 7, 2007 22:36:03 GMT -5
bigger duh: Red Red Wine.
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Post by scoOter on Mar 8, 2007 10:12:46 GMT -5
the final exam asks the question, "how did vomit get on the ceiling?"
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Post by allshookup on Mar 8, 2007 11:17:57 GMT -5
Should we buy some beer? I don't know
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jd19jd
Dances With Posts
Posts: 62
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Post by jd19jd on Mar 8, 2007 11:46:58 GMT -5
sitting in between a ghost
and a walking bowl of punch
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ih8music
Star Scout
couldn't be happier.
Posts: 943
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Post by ih8music on Mar 8, 2007 12:45:52 GMT -5
well, whatever it is, it's gotta be on the rocks...
a handfull of friends, one needs a match, one needs some ice.
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Post by erics on Mar 8, 2007 13:55:59 GMT -5
Well, a person can work up a mean mean thirst
After a hard day of nothin' much at all
- Here Comes A Regular
The first thing we do when finally pull up
get shiiiiiit faced drunk, try to sober up...
-Treatment Bound
Paid my fare, don't wanna complain
You get to me, you're always outta champagne
- Waitress in the Sky
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Post by DaveinDK on Mar 8, 2007 16:23:58 GMT -5
"I broke the seal on my door
Poured myself to bed
A whirlpool was spinning
around in my head
There was liquor on my breath
you were on my mind."
"when you open that bottle of wine
you open a can of worms every time..."
"Raised in the city, raised on beers"
"Drinking in the backseat, half the bottle"
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Post by nowwesayitoutloud on Mar 8, 2007 23:42:57 GMT -5
the final exam asks the question, "how did vomit get on the ceiling?" Mr. Whirly will be proctoring that exam. |
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Post by Hide N Lurkin' on Mar 9, 2007 12:15:45 GMT -5
Drinking once again
Just to make the pills kick in
I'm drinking once again, there ain't no doubt
- Knockin' Em Back
I'll be lying with a tropical drink in my paw
- Whole Wide World
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Post by Stegman on Mar 9, 2007 17:15:43 GMT -5
"I broke the seal on my door Poured myself to bed A whirlpool was spinning around in my head There was liquor on my breath you were on my mind." "when you open that bottle of wine you open a can of worms every time..." "Raised in the city, raised on beers" "Drinking in the backseat, half the bottle" I always thought it was "Drinking in the backseat, pass the bottle." |
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Post by DaveinDK on Mar 10, 2007 9:39:51 GMT -5
Yeah, could very well be...I don't know...
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Post by Tarzan on Mar 11, 2007 0:34:26 GMT -5
Write you a letter tomorrow
Tonight I can't hold a pen
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