What Being a Replacements Fan Says About You on a Date

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

I happened to run across this article: What Your Taste In Music Says About You On A Datelink and wondered what the Replacements version would be.

I came up with these two:

The Replacements: You're a shambolic loveable loser with a wicked sense of humor who drinks a little too much.

or in response to the Pink Floyd listing in the sequel to the original article which is:

Pink Floyd: Your alcohol/substance use prevented you from making it to the date, but the hours spent in heavy contemplation left you a better person. For now.

The Replacements: Your alcohol/substance use caused you to forget you had a date and you act like you don't care but you really do. Deeply.


I know you guys can do better than those, fire away.

[daveb]

The Replacements: You've hidden in your basement for the past decade to avoid dating, but now that you've put yourself out there, you find it's not so bad after all.

[holeinthedrapes]

It says,"I'm here with you now, but if a buddy calls with an offer to go on a bender you're on your own."