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Post by 6stringbuddy on Jan 9, 2004 9:22:40 GMT -5
In some recent interviews Paul has refered to "Folker" as "the bomb" and he said the situation between him and Ryan Adams was "a gang thing". Is Paul trying to break out and bring in the hip hop market? So, I think Paul should make a rap album and cash in on this.
Sample lyrics could be:
"I'm wild and lethal, I'm a muthaf*ckin' killa
I'll sink your ass like hubcaps in a river
B*thches today don't give me no lovin',
Sylvia Plath killed herself with an oven"
He could spray paint beanies or make them out of duct tape and wear a clock around his neck.
Thanks, for letting me get this out of my head.
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Post by prozach on Jan 9, 2004 10:20:54 GMT -5
Perhaps remake some of his songs?
"Meet Me Down the Alley, Fool!"
"Nevermind the St Lunatics"
And a new name: P Widdy
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Post by zook on Jan 9, 2004 10:22:35 GMT -5
Perhaps he can invite Flava Flav on tour as well.
More sample lyrics...
"My name is Paul and I can sing,
Hos all love my for my bling bling.
Going to the clubs and I do crunk,
Checking out J Lo's booty- yo that ass is bodunkadunk.
Me and Snoop are hangin and giving Dre a holla,
Shut the F*ck up 50-cent and I'll give ya'll a dolla.
Yo Nelly take off the band-aid and learn to spell,
Jahova, Beyonce says good-bye as well,
ODB enjoy that cell and all you Mats haters can go schizzle my nizzle in hell. Word!
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Post by elgoodo on Jan 9, 2004 10:29:51 GMT -5
whoa, whoa, whoa
wait a minute guys...
you guys' rhymes are kinda whack...
I suggest that you all contact "feelinlikeahundredbucks" for some help in developing your skillz, before you further embarrass yourselves...
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Post by Monkey on Jan 9, 2004 11:04:53 GMT -5
Possible hidden track for Folker: a cover of "Just A Friend."
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Post by zook on Jan 9, 2004 11:12:50 GMT -5
whoa, whoa, whoa wait a minute guys... you guys' rhymes are kinda whack... I suggest that you all contact "feelinlikeahundredbucks" for some help in developing your skillz, before you further embarrass yourselves... Does it sound better if I rap it from the back of my Hummer sipping Cristol? |
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Post by elgoodo on Jan 9, 2004 13:07:17 GMT -5
now zook,
we all know that rap music is an art-form, and does not need to stoop to such cheap tactics as promoting "image" over the music...
only the true "artists" rise to the top in this game...
p.s. where's 100bucks?...
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Post by Nudge on Jan 9, 2004 13:09:59 GMT -5
white men can't rap, and history has taught us that.
also i knew my little quote down the bottom may come in handy one day.
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Post by zook on Jan 9, 2004 13:24:19 GMT -5
So true. I even tried to put my hair like Vanilla Ice and changed my name to Zooky Zook and found a Funky Bunch but it didn't work. And I still dance like Mark Madsen at a Lakers rally. Do I have to stop going around saying "What up booooooooooooooy" now?
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Post by 6stringbuddy on Jan 9, 2004 15:11:26 GMT -5
I just had another idea, PW should start singing sh*t about Eminem and piss him off. When Eminem is mad at someone that's like instant fame because he mentions the person in every song. It's fool proof!
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Post by FeelinLike100Bucks on Jan 9, 2004 21:09:17 GMT -5
goodo, good of you to think of me, yo ("yo" is a prerequisite for this thread right? yo...)
to answer your question, I have this nasty compulsion to eat and have a roof over my head and the heads of 75,50 and 25bucks, so I've been at work, yo.
thanks for talkin up my rhymes, yo ("cream o corn and busted caps"), but I'm pretty sure anybody with any street cred would look at them and say:
fat inkless suburban cracker, yo
P.Widdy- LOL
Classic, yo
And Zook, you my friend are freakin funny! I loved your Rick Astley blast from the "hello" thread
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Post by liam studebaker on Jan 9, 2004 21:40:30 GMT -5
In all honesty, it wouldn't completely surprise me if something like this would be done... Maybe not with Paul, but certainly with Axl.
Two words for you Eli G (Goodo): Dee Dee King!
This is Dee Dee King on the mic
150 pounds of dynomite
The guy with the rhyme about the pyramid
Betcha didn't know I was a German Kid
(... contiues to rap in GERMAN)
That album is goddam priceless! The greatest thing I have ever purchased!
I also thought that the Rick Astley slam was hilarious!
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Post by liam studebaker on Jan 13, 2004 22:14:04 GMT -5
Since nobody got my reference (or chose to ignore it)... Check this out:  |
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Post by elgoodo on Jan 13, 2004 22:15:49 GMT -5
I didn't get it...
(is that kid rock?)
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Post by liam studebaker on Jan 13, 2004 22:34:53 GMT -5
I didn't get it... (is that kid rock?) That be Dee Dee Ramone. |
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Post by spyder on Jan 13, 2004 22:48:14 GMT -5
yeah I'm with el goodo here.....IS that Kid Rock??? How old is that anyway, because I am thinking maybe that is older than Kid's whole schtick and maybe this DEE DEE cat toured where Kid is from and he ripped it off!!! Wouldnt that be totally priceless!?!?!?
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Post by liam studebaker on Jan 13, 2004 22:55:29 GMT -5
yeah I'm with el goodo here.....IS that Kid Rock??? How old is that anyway, because I am thinking maybe that is older than Kid's whole schtick and maybe this DEE DEE cat toured where Kid is from and he ripped it off!!! Wouldnt that be totally priceless!?!?!? spyder What? Talk a little slower... It's from 1989. It's good for a laugh now and again. |
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Post by zook on Jan 14, 2004 10:38:03 GMT -5
Sorry Liam - I got it and chuckled but forgot to give you props. Poor Dee Dee was a little messed up, which made his punk songs great but did little for his decision making skills. The rap thing was a bad idea. Though "The Crusher" did work when the Ramones covered it.
What's up with not knowing who Dee Dee is, Itsy Bitsy Spyder? The Ramones? You've dropped a notch in my book, but you seem ok so I may cut you some slack ;D
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Post by spyder on Jan 14, 2004 10:38:14 GMT -5
sorry, kind of a run on sentence there......
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Post by MrWhirly on Jan 14, 2004 14:24:33 GMT -5
What's up with not knowing who Dee Dee is, Itsy Bitsy Spyder? The Ramones? You've dropped a notch in my book, but you seem ok so I may cut you some slack ;D Damned kids these days!! |
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