Westerberg Haiku

[Kathy]

From: www.picassobriefcase.com

"If Paul Westerberg
Had muscles and a cute face
His tunes would go gold"

k.

[torethatbridgeout]

Your tongue, your transfer,
your hand, your answer. Kiss me.
On the bus, that's where.

[prozach]

Hope Jon remembers
Minnesota man don't need
Him 'round anyhow

[gravy]

My Christmass Haiku


It is Christmass Eve (5)
The children are fast asleep(7)
now I load the gun(5)

[elgoodo]

"it's just a little haiku
to say how much I like you..."

[gravy]

el g

that's not a haiku. 5 ,7,& 5 syllables and they should not rhyme.

[Elizabeth]

gravy, you seem to know about haiku. will you write one for me?

[gravy]

i'll give it a shot.

of all the board (bored) girls (5)
Elizabeth is no doubt (7)
the most bewitching (5)

[elgoodo]

how about?..


Elizabeth rocks (5)
but not as much as JillRocks (7)
and now she is sad (5)

[Elizabeth]

bewitching. that's a good thing, right?

dear el goodo. here's a newsflash. she decribes herself as having a good ass on a messageboard because in actual life this maynot be the case (or, shall I say 'trunk').

[gravy]

Nice El G! and what about, who's ass?
How did i miss something like that.

E
bewitching is supposed to be good, but i guess you could take that a different way. Hey.. that's not too bad.

[zook]

Or how about...

So surly is she
but sad and on the rebound
Say hi to gravy


and to stay on topic...


The sons of no one
Let us belong together
Paul and fans unite

[gravy]

oh yeah the topic

Oh god what a mess (5)
How can we forget Portland(7)
Bob's name on a bench(5)

zook, what are you implying?#nosmileys

[zook]

Not implying anything - just a summary of yesterday rebound thread ;D

[§winginparty™]

bring your own lampshade
somewhere there is a party
it's never ending

[Elizabeth]

what's your summary Zook? I'm dying to hear this....

[zook]

No need to bring death into this, Ms. Gloomypants. Perhaps summary is not quite accurate but given that it was a haiku, you got to cut me some slack. It is more a summary of a portion of that thread.


The first line describes your typical mood on this board.

In the second line, sad would describe how you felt in that thread - "I'm depressed enough as it is" - while mentioning being on the rebound - "sleep with this dude here at my job strictly for rebound purposes."

The third line referred to the harmless flirting. Gravy said he thought it was great to be the rebound guy and you respond with "ok, are you anywhere near Boston?
there's going to be lots of action in town this weekend, and I bet I could make you stupid..."

[gravy]

oh yeah!

make me stupid how?
You never answered that!

[§winginparty™]

Please gravy....
use your imagination!

[gravy]

my imagination is borderline illegal, depending on the state i'm in!

look at all those records! El goodo must be green with envy!#nosmileys