MEN WITHOUT TIES

[paulie]

MEN WITHOUT TIES

Men without ties don't dress for dinner
Do the Friday night frozen pizza thing
Don't want no wife or no beginner
You're the Friday night frozen pizza king

Everything you buy is soon expired
Some neighbors they're a-thinking that you're ggay
Others they assume that you've been fired
See you smoking cigarettes all day

Men without ties don't dress for dinner
Do the Friday night frozen pizza thing
Don't want no wife or no beginner with a knife
You're the Friday night frozen pizza king

On Saturday they won't catch you in your yard
You're dreaming of tonight's fine cuisine
With a microwave and a library card
It'll taste like plastic, but it'll be faster! (ha) Sing it!

Men without ties... it's about time

Men without ties don't dress for dinner
Men without ties don't need a thing
Don't want no wife, show to cut by
Man without ties is king

[ClamsCasino]

It's a "Man" without ties, not "Men." There's a few other minor differences from your transcription. Here are the lyrics from the official Sire/Reprise release:

MAN WITHOUT TIES

A man without ties don't dress for dinner
It's a Friday night frozen pizza thing
Don't want no wife or no beginner
The Friday night frozen pizza king

Everything you buy is soon expired
Some neighbors they're thinking that you're happy
Others they assume that you been fired
See you smoking cigarettes all day

Well a man without ties don't dress for dinner
Do the Friday night frozen pizza thing
Well I don't want no wife or no beginner
You're the Friday night frozen pizza king

On Saturday they won't catch you in your yard
You're dreaming of tonight's fine cuisine
With a microwave and a library card
It'll taste like plastic, but it'll be fast and hot...sing it!

A man without ties don't dress for dinner
Friday night frozen pizza thing
Don't want no wife or no beginner with a knife
You're the Friday night frozen pizza king

You're a man without ties and it's about time

A man without ties don't dress for dinner
Friday night frozen pizza thing
Don't want no wife or no beginner
You're the Friday night frozen pizza king

Well a man without ties don't dress for dinner
A man without ties don't need a thing
Don't want no wife, showed (told?) her goodbye
A man without ties is king

A man without ties... (x5)

[ClamsCasino]

And if you didn't notice, it appears that the word "happy" has been forced into the lyrics by this message board's ever vigilant language filtering software.

[paulie]

i got the lyrics off the Skyway site and didn't have the song playing to verify some of the lyrics. my fault. i think its one of his wittiest songs and i came across it so i posted it. thanks for the corrections

[nobody74]

I think it may be... don't want no wife showed her goodbye man without ties is king

[dysfunctional]

I always heard it that way, too - don't need no wife, showed her (or maybe told her?) goodbye....